hailla from maryland!!!!!! point(s) for Gryffindor
set this party off

a-br0kenjarr:

tHIS SCENE FUCKED ME UP SO BAD

(Source: -tateslangdon, via ecedentesiasst)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via heart)

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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(Source: square, via heart)

miuplease:

girlmango:

joetisor:

notwo:
last night i had a strange dream

Oh my god how is this a little frustrating to me


fashion/art

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(Source: thefrogman, via summerwithsex)

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

(via unicord)

rosaparking:

yes doctor i cant feel my clitoris

(Source: bagelbrother, via heart)

simplygossipgirl:

in-love-with-the-dark-side:

speckle-ss:

stomach0fbutterflies:

omfg the best scene of all of gossip girl

i watched this over 683 times

i’m pretty sure all girls want a guy that’ll kiss them like that

Man.